Things you say after fifty

Where the heck is my phone ?
how did Igot this bruise?
That isnt my password either
How do they expect you to read this small print?
where did I put my glasses ?
I don/t care if it das/nt look fashionable, it/s comfortable !
Where the heck is calling at 9.30 pm !
Geez! How do you throw your body out of whack just sleeping wrong? WTH?
Why did I come into this room ?