Do you remember an anecdote of your childhood

Do you remember an anecdote of your childhood or of your children, grand children?

When my daughter was about 2 years old she picked up a worm and quickly ate it, before I could intervene, She smiled and said:
(Schmeckt gut der Kotelett) Tastes good the chop

With five when she was in a pool, the water was cold and she trembled.
I said come out you, are trembling, she replied: (Nein, ich zittere nur zur Zierde.)
No, I only tremble for grace