An Australian ventriloquist goes on holiday to NZ

An Australian ventriloquist decides to vacation in New Zealand, where he stays with an old friend who owns a property. Curiously, he asks his friend, "Mate, mind if I have a chat with your horse?" The Kiwi bursts into laughter. "Horses don't talk, you silly Aussie!" Undeterred, the Australian continues, "Hey horse, is this Kiwi your owner? How does he treat you?" inquires the Aussie. To the Kiwi's surprise the horse answers "He treats me well. Provides the finest hay and takes me for rides twice a day."

The Aussie then asks, "Mate, can I have a word with your dog?" The Kiwi looks uneasy and remarks, "I'm pretty sure the dog can't speak." Ignoring the warning, the Australian persists, "Dog, is this Kiwi your owner?" The dog responds, "He feeds me twice a day and throws the ball for me. So, I've got that going for me."

Much to the Kiwi's dismay, the Australian then inquires, "Can I speak with your sheep?" The Kiwi screams, "Don't trust that sheep, he's a bloody liar!" 🐑