Only in Australia?

A journalist from Kassel wants to write a story about human destinies in Australia. She ventures into the deepest outback of the country, into the last human reserves in the wild, and interviews a local farmer: "What was your happiest experience here?"

"Well, that was when a neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a search party and found it. Then we all fucked it."

The journalist looks somewhat indignant and thinks to herself: I can't print that. So she asks again: "And what was your second happiest experience out here?"

"That was when the pretty daughter of another neighbor got lost. We formed a search party and eventually found her. Then we all fucked her."

The journalist realizes she's not making progress and asks: "And what was your worst experience out here?"

The farmer responds: "That was when I got lost."