Questions...

1-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

2-Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

3-Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

4-Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours?

5- Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

6- Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn
the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

7- Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room for you to get dressed?

8- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

9-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

10-Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

11-Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it
arrive faster?