OUCH!!!

Two ladies, Wanda and Sylvia, waiting at the Pearly Gates, get to talking -


WANDA: How'd you die?...

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: No, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself, snuggled in bed, watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement and searched. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd still both be alive.