Joke of the week

Sister Mary
A journalist was visiting a convent on the German/Polish border after the end of the 2nd world war. He asked the mother superior to tell him about her experiences. She asked some of the other nuns to join her for the interview. "Well, it was very turbulent for us. First the Germans came through and they ravaged all the nuns in the convent". A little voice from the back: "All except sister Mary". "Oh yes. I forgot about her. Thank you for reminding me. Later, the Russians came through and they ravaged all the nuns again". "Don't forget about sister Mary, They didn't ravage her!" "Quite right sister. How forgetful of me". The jounalist was intrigued and asked, "Was sister Mary not very attractive then?" "Oh no. Not at all. But she wasn't really terribly keen on that kind of thing.