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Here's something to think about.

Von Feierabend-Mitglied Donnerstag 26.11.2020, 03:14 – geändert Donnerstag 26.11.2020, 03:14

I recently had my yearly physical with my primary care doctor.

After the visit and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing well for my age. (I am seventy-six).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?
She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.........

She looked at me and said.

'Then, why do you even give a shit ?'

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