funny funeral

It´s Sunday and three men are sitting in a Pub drinking beer and watching Football on TV. The lokal priest Comes in and decides to make the men think about their lives a little.
"So, my Boys," he says. "One day each of you will die. What do you think People will say about you and your funeral?"
The first man takes a drink of beer and says: "I hope they will say I was a Family man and that I worked hard to provide for my children."
The second man thinks and says "I´d like them to say that I was active in the community - that I was there to help whenever I was needed."
The third man says:"I hope they say,: ´Look! He is moving!"