Double meaning words.

JOB SEARCH

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,  
      but I got canned.  Couldn't concentrate.

 
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,  
 but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 


3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,  
 but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

 
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,  
 but that was too exhausting. 


5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,  
but just didn't have the thyme. 


6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,  
but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard. 


7. My best job was a Musician,  
  
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
 

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,  
      but didn't have any patience. 


9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.  
   Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 


10. I became a Professional Fisherman,  
 but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 


11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, 
       but the work was just too draining. 


12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,     
 but they said I wasn't fit for the job..  


13. After many years of trying to find steady work,  
I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,     
 but had to quit because it was the same old grind.    

15. SO, I TRIED  RETIREMENT  
  
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB - LOVE IT!!!!!