Cockpit Announcement:

Cockpit Announcement:
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced;
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and . . . OH . . . MY GOD!"
Silence followed......................
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane, a Newfoundland passenger yelled "For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!?