Absurd family relationships

Dear Pastor!

As you know, I married a widow with a twenty year old daughter. Then she married my father! So my father became my son-in-law, and my stepdaughter became my stepmother. When my wife got the younger one, it was my father's brother-in-law and at the same time my uncle (as my stepmother's brother). Now my stepmother, who is also my stepdaughter, also had a boy the day before yesterday, and he is now both my brother and my grandson!

But I myself am my wife's husband and her grandson (as the son of her son-in-law). My wife is my grandmother (as my stepmother's mother). And since my grandmother's husband is my grandfather, I am now my own grandfather.

Please, when can I come to see you? Postcard is enough.

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